US Mag's Hilarious Letter to Posh
April 14th 2007 18:12
Dear Victoria “Posh” Beckham,
We just have to get this off our chest: There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you’ve unfortunately been known to do.
It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you – much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise – so allow us to explain: You’re a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. But keep shunning that bra and in five years you’ll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags.
We're really looking out for you best interests ... so we hope you'll keep our advice close to your heart.
Sincerely,
Usmagazine.com
In case you missed it, the above is US Magazine's hilarious letter to Posh Spice, who is oft seen with nipples a-glaring. Nice rack, but get a boulder-holder!
We just have to get this off our chest: There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you’ve unfortunately been known to do.
It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you – much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise – so allow us to explain: You’re a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. But keep shunning that bra and in five years you’ll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags.
We're really looking out for you best interests ... so we hope you'll keep our advice close to your heart.
Sincerely,
Usmagazine.com
In case you missed it, the above is US Magazine's hilarious letter to Posh Spice, who is oft seen with nipples a-glaring. Nice rack, but get a boulder-holder!
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