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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Move to Virginia

October 6th 2006 03:28
Well it looks like TomKat is moving into my hood.

Tom and Katie are reportedly purchasing a house in Upperville, Va- probably so they can be closer to their new sugar daddy Dan Snyder.

Here's the house.

The site says about the house:

"Available for only the second time in seventy-five years, Llangollen is situated on over one thousand one hundred acres with a stately eighteenth century residence beautifully sited in the middle of the estate’s acreage.


At the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains with commanding eastward views of the rolling countryside, Llangollen is the ultimate in country living.

The residence has been meticulously restored and expanded to create a warm and gracious family home. Exquisite craftsmanship and period details are evident throughout. "

Well, I'm thrilled that the couple will be hanging with my peoples. Dan Snyder lives about 2 miles from me, so I'm sure I'll be seeing them being weird somewhere...
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Comment by Homer Joyce

October 6th 2006 04:12
Celeb Fox,

I just worked out why Tom Cruise needs such a big house ...

In no particular order of merit:

(1) So his head can fit in.

(2) So Katie can lose weight trying to find out which room he's hiding in.

(3) To be near Celeb Fox.

(4) To enable him to store the complete works of L. Ron Hubbard, and invite the whole Scientology movement around for regular intellectual superiority conferences and mind-machine sessions.

(5) He needs somewhere big to put his giant Nicole dartboard.

(6) The reflection from his perpetual smile won't blind him and everyone around him as much as it would in a Milwaukee bedsit.

(7) The next time he does a period film, he won't have to go away.

(8) To convince himself (and others) that he's been successful regardless of his failure to win an Oscar.

(9) He plans on adopting the entire third world population.

(10). He made the choice while reading Sir Edmund Hilary's biography ... and something about the words ... because it was there ... struck a chord ...

Wordophilia Guy ...






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