This Week in Celeb News...
October 20th 2006 17:49
Provided by the New York Post (with compliments):
"Britney's thin! Us Weekly's cover story explains how she lost the weight, but you don't need a four-page spread to say, 'Lay off the Cheetos.'
Madonna made headlines this week by buying, I mean adopting, a 1-year-old boy from Malawi.
How exactly did Jessica Alba get so HUGE? (I'm talking about 'degree of IT-ness,' not weight gain, of course.) She did that one movie where she was in her bikini the whole time and ... oh, now I see.
I thought of something to say about Lisa Rinna ... why does she have a mom haircut?
Am I the only one who is weirded out by the sight of Lindsay Lohan and Rumer Willis (Bruce and Demi's daughter) hanging out together?
So, the rekindled friendship between Paris and Nicole may be ‘staged’ to generate PR for the latest season of 'The Simple Life.' It's shocking that two such caring, compassionate, genuine women could fake something like this.
There's trouble on the set of 'Grey's Anatomy.' Isaiah Washington (Dr. Burke) and Patrick Dempsey (l., Dr. Shepherd) got into a major fight after someone stole someone else's parking spot. Can you say McDiva?
Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, wrote 'Bump Bobby, I'm Stunting Like Whitney’ on her MySpace page. It's great that Bobby and Whit are raising their daughter to be bilingual.
So Jennifer Aniston went all the way to Oprah's show to tell the world that she and Vince have not broken up and that she's still doing great. The episode is titled, 'Desperate to Show the World That I AM Happy, Damnit.'
Nicole Kidman has really been staying below the radar lately. Maybe we could get Paris Hilton to marry a country singer and move to Nashville.
In an interview with Diane Sawyer, Mel Gibson discussed his anti-Semitic rant, saying: 'I have no idea.' I'm thinking it might have come from the bottom of the tequila bottle, Mel.
TomKat may be getting married at George Clooney's Lake Como estate. How do you say 'Mr. and Mrs. McCrazy’ in Italian?
Donald Trump says that Melania is 'looking forward to being a great mother.' Um, the kid is 7 months old ... she does know she can start now, right?
Star's cover story reveals some of 'Hollywood's Secret Surgeries' and features Jennifer Aniston on the cover. Oh man, now she's going to have to go BACK to Oprah.
It's official: Ashlee Simpson's transformation into Fergie (the Pea) is complete!
Brooke Shields is Colgate's new spokeswomnan. Just couldn't fit into those Calvin Kleins anymore, eh Brooke?
Sienna Miller is ticking people off all over Pittsburgh with her degrading comments about the city. She apologized to the mayor last week for one of her nasty statements, but I'm not sure that 'I'm really sorry that you live in Pittsburgh' was the apology he was looking for.
Bono and Oprah were out promoting the Product Red label created to help fight AIDS in Africa. I'm sure it would help if the brand could find some real star power.
Note to self: Don't see 'Marie Antoinette' (even though you're really curious about what Kirsten Dunst looks like when she's showered.)
I think Renee Zellweger (above) and LeAnn Rimes may be secretly related. They both have that 'Oooh, I just sucked on a lemon' look.
It's definitely embarrassing that Eva LongBORia was caught wearing the same Juicy Couture dress as Denise Richards' 16-month-old daughter, Lola. ... I'm just not sure which one of them should be embarrassed.
Meg Ryan's daughter, Daisy, looks really cute. Meg Ryan does not.
Star says that Jessica Simpson thinks her ex, Nick Lachey, is a 'Girlie Man.' Ah, so that explains why she's moved on with her hair stylist, Ken Paves.
Spreads on the latest feuds, fall fashion trends and celebs' cellulite fill out the pages of this week's mags. I seriously could have done without that last one. Words I taught my spell check this week include: McDiva.’"
"Britney's thin! Us Weekly's cover story explains how she lost the weight, but you don't need a four-page spread to say, 'Lay off the Cheetos.'
Madonna made headlines this week by buying, I mean adopting, a 1-year-old boy from Malawi.
How exactly did Jessica Alba get so HUGE? (I'm talking about 'degree of IT-ness,' not weight gain, of course.) She did that one movie where she was in her bikini the whole time and ... oh, now I see.
I thought of something to say about Lisa Rinna ... why does she have a mom haircut?
Am I the only one who is weirded out by the sight of Lindsay Lohan and Rumer Willis (Bruce and Demi's daughter) hanging out together?
So, the rekindled friendship between Paris and Nicole may be ‘staged’ to generate PR for the latest season of 'The Simple Life.' It's shocking that two such caring, compassionate, genuine women could fake something like this.
There's trouble on the set of 'Grey's Anatomy.' Isaiah Washington (Dr. Burke) and Patrick Dempsey (l., Dr. Shepherd) got into a major fight after someone stole someone else's parking spot. Can you say McDiva?
Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, wrote 'Bump Bobby, I'm Stunting Like Whitney’ on her MySpace page. It's great that Bobby and Whit are raising their daughter to be bilingual.
So Jennifer Aniston went all the way to Oprah's show to tell the world that she and Vince have not broken up and that she's still doing great. The episode is titled, 'Desperate to Show the World That I AM Happy, Damnit.'
Nicole Kidman has really been staying below the radar lately. Maybe we could get Paris Hilton to marry a country singer and move to Nashville.
In an interview with Diane Sawyer, Mel Gibson discussed his anti-Semitic rant, saying: 'I have no idea.' I'm thinking it might have come from the bottom of the tequila bottle, Mel.
TomKat may be getting married at George Clooney's Lake Como estate. How do you say 'Mr. and Mrs. McCrazy’ in Italian?
Donald Trump says that Melania is 'looking forward to being a great mother.' Um, the kid is 7 months old ... she does know she can start now, right?
Star's cover story reveals some of 'Hollywood's Secret Surgeries' and features Jennifer Aniston on the cover. Oh man, now she's going to have to go BACK to Oprah.
It's official: Ashlee Simpson's transformation into Fergie (the Pea) is complete!
Brooke Shields is Colgate's new spokeswomnan. Just couldn't fit into those Calvin Kleins anymore, eh Brooke?
Sienna Miller is ticking people off all over Pittsburgh with her degrading comments about the city. She apologized to the mayor last week for one of her nasty statements, but I'm not sure that 'I'm really sorry that you live in Pittsburgh' was the apology he was looking for.
Bono and Oprah were out promoting the Product Red label created to help fight AIDS in Africa. I'm sure it would help if the brand could find some real star power.
Note to self: Don't see 'Marie Antoinette' (even though you're really curious about what Kirsten Dunst looks like when she's showered.)
I think Renee Zellweger (above) and LeAnn Rimes may be secretly related. They both have that 'Oooh, I just sucked on a lemon' look.
It's definitely embarrassing that Eva LongBORia was caught wearing the same Juicy Couture dress as Denise Richards' 16-month-old daughter, Lola. ... I'm just not sure which one of them should be embarrassed.
Meg Ryan's daughter, Daisy, looks really cute. Meg Ryan does not.
Star says that Jessica Simpson thinks her ex, Nick Lachey, is a 'Girlie Man.' Ah, so that explains why she's moved on with her hair stylist, Ken Paves.
Spreads on the latest feuds, fall fashion trends and celebs' cellulite fill out the pages of this week's mags. I seriously could have done without that last one. Words I taught my spell check this week include: McDiva.’"
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