Star Magazine's Perfect Faces
February 22nd 2008 03:29
Perfect Man and Woman
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So Star magazine put together a montage of the perfect faces...for a man and for a woman. For the man they merged Daniel Craig's eyes, Leonardo DiCaprio's nose, Matt Damon's lips, Christian Bale's jaw and John Stamos' hair.
For the girl they merged Katie Holmes' eyes, Katherine Heigl's nose, Keira Knightleys cheeks, Jessica Simpson's hair and Angelina Jolie's lips.
OK, so Keira Knightley clearly has triangles for cheeks. I tried finding a picture of her smiling on the internet, but none exists. Frigid bitch! It also looks like Katie Holmes has highly uneven eyes. Maybe Scientology warped them.
And the man looks like KT Lang. Why don't they just put pictures up of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and call it a day? Think, people!
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