Spring Breakdown- Kristin Cavallari
September 20th 2006 17:36
Laguna Beach
Kristin Cavallari is taking a cue from Lindsay Lohan. She will be starring in Spring Break, a comedy with Amy Poehler and Rachel Dratch from SNL.
If you'll remember, La Lohan starred in Mean Girls with pretty much the entire SNL cast.
Cavallari's Spring Break will be about a band of "losers" who miss their Spring Break in High School and have to make up for it by going in college. Excuse me? Since when does not going on Spring Break in High School make you a loser?
Admittedly, I did go to Cancun my senior year of High School. My experience went something like this:
Drunk idiot guy: My legs hurt
Me: Why?
Drunk idiot guy: Because of all the sex on the floor I had last night with Kelly! Number nine! High five!
Me: Rolled eyes and walked away, trying not to step in last night's spew
Cavallari, unsurprisingly, will play the mean bitch in this movie. If you’ve seen even one episode of Laguna Beach you probably won’t be surprised by this. Also, why the hell is she famous? She can’t act, can’t sing, and isn’t even really that pretty. Here are some other people that shouldn’t be famous:
- Brandon Davis (a blotted Elvis look-alike)
- Paris/Nicky (obv.)
- Nicole Richie
- Kim Stewart
- The Osbourne Kids
- Anyone else who does nothing but has rich mommies and daddies
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