Brandon 2Secretly Married A-List Actor
April 29th 2008 15:24
This A list actor. 95% of the time film. Single and allegedly never married. This is the first year he used this accountant and when he was reviewing the forms he noticed that he was listed as single on the tax forms. Our actor then proceeded to tell the accountant that the actor has been married for many years. The fact that he has only seen his foreign wife once in the interim did not change the fact that he was married. Our actor apparently does send money sometimes to his wife, but apparently does so in his corporate name. The accountant got the feeling that the wife actually has no idea who she is actually married to. Our actor meanwhile loves the deduction that comes with being married. It apparently is the one thing he really enjoys about being married. He also uses it as an excuse when a woman tries to pressure him into marriage. He explains to prospective future brides that although he would love to get married to them he is unfortunately already married and the process for divorce will take a year or two. In the meantime why not just live together or be girlfriend and boyfriend. Invariably the relationship dies out before the divorce becomes final. The actor never starts the paperwork and has never been challenged by the IRS about being married. They must not read the tabloids.
Ok, here are my guesses:
John Cusack. He has a production company called New Crime Productions. He did an episode of "Frasier". Notorious for being single.
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Also A-List in the fact that Cusack had the Brat Pack film series. Possibility.
Keanu Reeves. It doesn't say anything in IMDB about a production company but he's done some TV. "Night Heat?" Also, he has the Matrix triology but isn't necessarily known as being a playboy. His girlfriend gave birth to a stillborn and then she died in a car accident.
Edward Norton. He's produced some movies. Not sure if he has a production company, but he's done episodes of "The Simpsons" and a few other TV shows. "Undaunted Courage."
Not Clooney because although he's a notorious playboy he's been married before. To Talia Balsam back in the 80s.
Leonardo DiCaprio. Everyone knows he was on "Growing Pains." And there's this:
Nominated: Best Supporting Actor, What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Nominated: Best Actor, The Aviator (2004)
Nominated: Best Actor, Blood Diamond (2006)
Definitely A-list.
Adrien Brody. He did a TV show called "Annie McGuire."
Matthew McConaughey? He did "Unsolved Mysteries." He's engaged now though, I think. But engaged doesn't mean married.
Also Al Pacino and Kevin Spacey have both never been married.
Ok, here are my guesses:
John Cusack. He has a production company called New Crime Productions. He did an episode of "Frasier". Notorious for being single.
John Cusack
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Also A-List in the fact that Cusack had the Brat Pack film series. Possibility.
Keanu Reeves. It doesn't say anything in IMDB about a production company but he's done some TV. "Night Heat?" Also, he has the Matrix triology but isn't necessarily known as being a playboy. His girlfriend gave birth to a stillborn and then she died in a car accident.
Edward Norton. He's produced some movies. Not sure if he has a production company, but he's done episodes of "The Simpsons" and a few other TV shows. "Undaunted Courage."
Not Clooney because although he's a notorious playboy he's been married before. To Talia Balsam back in the 80s.
Leonardo DiCaprio. Everyone knows he was on "Growing Pains." And there's this:
Nominated: Best Supporting Actor, What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Nominated: Best Actor, The Aviator (2004)
Nominated: Best Actor, Blood Diamond (2006)
Definitely A-list.
Adrien Brody. He did a TV show called "Annie McGuire."
Matthew McConaughey? He did "Unsolved Mysteries." He's engaged now though, I think. But engaged doesn't mean married.
Also Al Pacino and Kevin Spacey have both never been married.
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