Scar-Whore to Make my Ears Bleed
October 17th 2006 08:01
Ekk, just when I thought it couldn't get any worse....
Scar-whore is copy-catting Lindsay Lohan. This fugly bitch probably can't sing worth shit....$50 bucks says it's worse that La Lohan's "Rumors."
From Fox News:
"Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan are about to have something in common.
Scarlett, I am told, has signed a deal to make her first record. ‘Scarlett Sings Tom Waits‘ is being recorded now and through the winter, with a possible release next spring from Rhino Records' recently reactivated Atco label. The eventual release date will be coordinated with Johansson's movie schedule.
Fear not, though. Unlike some other recent pop tarts, Scarlett — who turns 22 next month — can actually sing; she is no Paris Hilton. Also, her choice of material is a tad more sophisticated. She's making a whole album of songs by Tom Waits, one of the premier singer-songwriters in the business.
Let's just hope the whole thing won't get ‘lost in translation.’ But my spies say that Scarlett has a lovely, whispery delivery that carries a tune nicely and is suited to Waits' unusual lyrics."
Who the fuck is Tom Waits anyway? Scar-whore to sing old people music I've never heard of....whatever.
Scar-whore is copy-catting Lindsay Lohan. This fugly bitch probably can't sing worth shit....$50 bucks says it's worse that La Lohan's "Rumors."
From Fox News:
"Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan are about to have something in common.
Scarlett, I am told, has signed a deal to make her first record. ‘Scarlett Sings Tom Waits‘ is being recorded now and through the winter, with a possible release next spring from Rhino Records' recently reactivated Atco label. The eventual release date will be coordinated with Johansson's movie schedule.
Let's just hope the whole thing won't get ‘lost in translation.’ But my spies say that Scarlett has a lovely, whispery delivery that carries a tune nicely and is suited to Waits' unusual lyrics."
Who the fuck is Tom Waits anyway? Scar-whore to sing old people music I've never heard of....whatever.
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