techmanParis Hilton HIt It With THIS GUY!?
June 30th 2007 22:39
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Actually, why am I not surprised?!
OZZY and SHARON OSBOURNE have revealed that son JACK once bedded jailbird PARIS HILTON.
The pair outed Jack’s secret when I caught up with them in Ozzy’s dressing room before last night’s triumphant Wembley Arena gig.
And I’d imagine the air (or should that be heir) will be bluer than normal when Jack hears his parents have blabbed about the time he, er, checked into the Hilton.
Ozzy said: “Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of KELLY or AMY — which one was it, Sharon?”
Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.” Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!”
I take my hat off to Jack. He’s got a bit of personality but pulling Paris is punching above his weight.
Ozzy and Sharon told of their son’s conquest after confiding that they have sold their infamous Beverly Hills mansion — to pop singer CHRISTINA AGUILERA.
The pair — now worth £50million — said the house had become unbearable to live in since featuring in their hit fly-on-the-wall MTV show because fans turn up there day and night.
It was so bad the family were forced to pay for a 24-hour armed guard to stop fans scaling the walls.
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Comment by David
That explains why Paris didn't answer my letter.
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