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Mechanic: I Have Sex with Cars

March 21st 2007 16:15
MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”



If you're really that interested the article goes on to say how he custom-makes exhaust pipes to...um...pleasure himself with. And how the fetish started when he was 17. Sick, sick, sick.
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Comment by David

March 21st 2007 20:08
Fox ...

If you find that sick, I'd better not tell you about my vacuum cleaner fetish then ...

David ...

Comment by Wendi

March 21st 2007 23:22
Maybe they need to start making chastity belts for cars!

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