March 31, 2010
March 31st 2010 10:09
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With that said...
What dastardly deeds and doings are abounding today in celebville...
First up is Jesse James' first alleged mistress, Michelle "Bombshell" (yeah, looks like she was present when a "bomb" went off in an ink factory!) McGee, has launched her own website. (Oh, that little entrepreneur..don't let your homewrecking status or illegitimate "15 min," go to waste!) On MichelleBombshell.com, paying customers can view "naughty, naked photos" and videos of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, the first woman to claim an extended affair with Sandra Bullock's husband. Although the site doesn't yet list subscription prices, it does advertise a "limited time only sneak-a-peek" for $9.95. But the timing of the launch and the affair scandal are completely coincidental, claims McGee, 32. Her rep adds, "To all the people that think Michelle planned this drama, we can assure that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and merchandise store ready for public consumption." Yeah, and OUR heads screw on and off, too! Bullsh**!
Next is ADAM Lambert. He says he’s tired of being compared to Lady GaGa (I must be TMZ already folks..EVERYONE is reading my blog!...Didn't I just say that?) The singer, who has previously revealed people refer to him as the male GaGa (i.e. ME!) admits he’s bored of people comparing him to the Poker Face singer. He wrote on his Twitter page, “Just did my third German interview where I was told that I have said, ‘I’m the male Lady Gaga’. Lol. I would never say that. I’m Adam Lambert.” (There is that damn "Twitter" again!...New name for Twitter: Nitwitter, for all the nitwits that respond and read it!) Side note: I think Twitter is good for advertising but the vain a** stars that post all the time about eating cheetos on the couch, "pimpin," (see yesterday's story) and other stupid activities are NITWITS, including Mister GaGa!
Last but not least, we have, Levi Johnston. He is hoping there is room for two Alaska-based reality shows on TV. The father of Sarah Palin's grandson is reportedly shopping around a new reality series and he's showing up to meetings in an RV/party bus (And they should take you seriously, why? According to reports, the recent Playgirl model (again, take you seriously, why?) is shopping around a show currently titled "Levi Johnston's Last Frontier," (Opening scene: A library!) which a source described as "sort of an 'Entourage' on ice." The show will reportedly feature America's most famous baby daddy (NOT good to be known for!) living it up in the great north engaging in a slew of his favorite activities, including riding snowmobiles powered by jet fuel, hunting, hanging with his bros and meeting "lots and lots of women."(Key word in this sentence: MEETING lots and lots of women i.e. not getting anywhere with them!) Levi has said that his planned reality show would be better than Palin's upcoming series, "Sarah Palin's Alaska." (I'd rather watch cheese mold than either show!)
Speaking of which, the Discovery channel HAS picked up that documentary. Sarah's asking price has been reported as 1.2 MILLION per EPISODE! (Is she trying to BUY Alaska?) How greedy of her and how stupid of the Discovery channel if they pay that! All I can say is, "You'll be sorr-ree!" Additionally, Sarah is also doing a Fox News series called "Real American Stories." Why? Are Paula Abdul and Sarah Palin the only two women in Hollywood looking for a job right now? (Her new name will be Pokemon 2..."trying to catch them all" huh, Sarah?)
See ya tomorrow! Bye!
With that said...
What dastardly deeds and doings are abounding today in celebville...
Wait until you see my NEXT circus trick!
I feel pretty..oh, so pretty...
Next is ADAM Lambert. He says he’s tired of being compared to Lady GaGa (I must be TMZ already folks..EVERYONE is reading my blog!...Didn't I just say that?) The singer, who has previously revealed people refer to him as the male GaGa (i.e. ME!) admits he’s bored of people comparing him to the Poker Face singer. He wrote on his Twitter page, “Just did my third German interview where I was told that I have said, ‘I’m the male Lady Gaga’. Lol. I would never say that. I’m Adam Lambert.” (There is that damn "Twitter" again!...New name for Twitter: Nitwitter, for all the nitwits that respond and read it!) Side note: I think Twitter is good for advertising but the vain a** stars that post all the time about eating cheetos on the couch, "pimpin," (see yesterday's story) and other stupid activities are NITWITS, including Mister GaGa!
Jersey Shore goes to Alaska?
Last but not least, we have, Levi Johnston. He is hoping there is room for two Alaska-based reality shows on TV. The father of Sarah Palin's grandson is reportedly shopping around a new reality series and he's showing up to meetings in an RV/party bus (And they should take you seriously, why? According to reports, the recent Playgirl model (again, take you seriously, why?) is shopping around a show currently titled "Levi Johnston's Last Frontier," (Opening scene: A library!) which a source described as "sort of an 'Entourage' on ice." The show will reportedly feature America's most famous baby daddy (NOT good to be known for!) living it up in the great north engaging in a slew of his favorite activities, including riding snowmobiles powered by jet fuel, hunting, hanging with his bros and meeting "lots and lots of women."(Key word in this sentence: MEETING lots and lots of women i.e. not getting anywhere with them!) Levi has said that his planned reality show would be better than Palin's upcoming series, "Sarah Palin's Alaska." (I'd rather watch cheese mold than either show!)
Don't look SO smug!
Speaking of which, the Discovery channel HAS picked up that documentary. Sarah's asking price has been reported as 1.2 MILLION per EPISODE! (Is she trying to BUY Alaska?) How greedy of her and how stupid of the Discovery channel if they pay that! All I can say is, "You'll be sorr-ree!" Additionally, Sarah is also doing a Fox News series called "Real American Stories." Why? Are Paula Abdul and Sarah Palin the only two women in Hollywood looking for a job right now? (Her new name will be Pokemon 2..."trying to catch them all" huh, Sarah?)
See ya tomorrow! Bye!
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