March 21, 2010
March 21st 2010 16:16
Hello World! I haven't thanked you in a while for reading my blog, so....THANK YOU!!! It really means a lot that you all find my work interesting! (French accent: It's funny, no?) I just try to tell the truth (keeping it real!) right is right and wrong is wrong! How freakin' hard is that? With that said...on with the show!
What dastardly deeds and doings are abounding today.......
First up is, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian (where's the third "three minute" Stooge, Khloe?) Kim and Kourtney, with baby Mason, went shopping for a Maserati. While shopping in the lot, both Kourtney, 30, and Kim, 29, were spotted doting on the baby boy, until Kim left the dealership driving a brand-new black convertible. (The sticker price on Kim's car? The new Maserati GranTurismo costs a whopping $136,000!) And we care why? But since Kim was the "originator" of the 15 minutes of fame that she has shared with her sisters (unwillingly, I'm sure!) she is "deserving" to be the one who bought that car. Kim knows she is down to three minutes so, she might as well get it before it's all gone! Soon, Kim might be living in that car! Nice "house," oops, I mean, CAR, Kim!
Former Hills star Jason Wahler has been arrested for the sixth time in four years on suspicion of drunk driving. (SUSPICION? What, the little breath thingy wasn't working? Did they leave it back at the police station?) The 23-year-old was taken into custody at 10:54 p.m. on Friday in Newport Beach, Calif....Jason darlin', you are only 23 years old, and you have been arrested SIX times in FOUR years? What is the problem? Is the "Hills" cursed or something? (It's "Diff'rent Strokes" all over again!) We have Heidi Montag, who is slowly chopping away at her body (self-destructive) and we have Jason Wahler, drinking himself into oblivion, oh wait, excuse me, SUSPECTED of drinking himself into oblivion, which is not only SELF destructive, he could have a car accident and KILL someone! It's amazing how drunk drivers get so many chances to drive drunk! Both of you are too young (not to mention somewhat famous!) to be having such torment! Jason, as soon as Heidi finds a doctor to fix HER hideously disfigured self-esteem, I suggest you get the name and number too! (Are we SURE that "Snooki" isn't somehow involved with this story...Well, I guess she is NOW! That little sh** starter!)
Rosie O'Donnell is reportedly returning to television. (Why?) Didn't we have this talk a few days ago, about stars who have LONG since lost their 15 minutes returning...ANYWHERE! The only job those type of stars should have are GUEST appearances! Let us know what you look like, show us that you are still alive, then... beat it! Let someone else have a turn! She is gearing up to launch a daytime, syndicated talk show in Fall 2011. Rosie's new show will launch just as Oprah's "The Oprah Winfrey Show" ends its lengthy television run of 25 years. That's just great! As soon as you get rid of one talk show host who has been around forever, you get another one! (They are just like roaches...Does anyone have some 15 minutes of fame killer spray?)
See ya tomorrow! Bye!
What dastardly deeds and doings are abounding today.......
Is this a houseboat?
"Highway to Hell?"
Kathy Bates from "Misery?"
Rosie O'Donnell is reportedly returning to television. (Why?) Didn't we have this talk a few days ago, about stars who have LONG since lost their 15 minutes returning...ANYWHERE! The only job those type of stars should have are GUEST appearances! Let us know what you look like, show us that you are still alive, then... beat it! Let someone else have a turn! She is gearing up to launch a daytime, syndicated talk show in Fall 2011. Rosie's new show will launch just as Oprah's "The Oprah Winfrey Show" ends its lengthy television run of 25 years. That's just great! As soon as you get rid of one talk show host who has been around forever, you get another one! (They are just like roaches...Does anyone have some 15 minutes of fame killer spray?)
See ya tomorrow! Bye!
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