March 19, 2010 Part 1
March 19th 2010 11:00
Hello, everyone! I have never produced TWO blogs entries for one day, but there is a first time for everything! I had to comment on several stories that seemed to have correlation with each other. So with that said, let's dive into the dastardly deeds and doings of celeb land....
Today is in honor of the Wizard of Oz granting temporary brains to the following:
Heidi Montag a.k.a. showroom dummy, (didn't she win "Old Navy's mannequin challenge?) has used her brains for firing her manager of ONE week! Aiden Chase, a 40-year-old psychic, reportedly showed up on "The Hills" set, demanding a huge portion of her money. While there, he offered his services to her co-star Audrina Partridge. Why is this disgusting old man preying on these young girls? And where is SOMEONE close to Heidi? Doesn't she know anyone who has more than silicone for brains? Something is CLEARLY wrong with her! All of those surgeries (what is she up to now, about 100?) Please don't let another "Corey Haim" situation happen, where nobody gives a sh** about what happens to her until she is dead! Then, everyone wants to come out of the woodwork, talking about how much they cared about her! Side note: Most "stars" come out of the woodwork because they have lost their 15 minutes a long time ago (when they are on t.v., you say "Who?") and are riding the "15 minutes of death!" So lame! (except Corey Feldman, I think he was truly genuine!) Someone help the bubblehead before it's too late! I predict (Hey, I'm psychic..Heidi, can I be your manager?) that something bad is going to happen to her very soon......
Paula Abdul (who took Heidi with her to see the Wizard!) has used her brains to decline as host of the new "Star Search." Abdul's decision not to participate puts the show's fate into question, as the idea was largely tied to Abdul. Former co-star Simon Cowell has also expressed interest in possibly working with her again on his upcoming talent series X-Factor. Oh boy......where do I start?......First of all, why are the people behind "Star Search" so adamant about having HER? She is not the only person in Hollywood looking for a job! And why is Simon doing another show? This crap is old! (Yahoo! just reported that "Idol's" ratings have tumbled!) Is this some new-fangled way of maintaining your 15 minutes? (Instead of REAL acting and producing quality work!)..... Hey, let me create a show that I can host and when it becomes irritating as hell, I will create another one and I can invite all my friends whose fame is fleeting too! Quit generating shows with well known (or has been) stars! Give someone else a chance! Geez!
Kris Jenner a.k.a. The Three (minute) Stooges' mom (who showed Paula how to get to Oz, you know she's been around the block!) She has used her temporary brains to extend a welcome to her daughter's baby daddy, Scott Disick, (Initials, SD, aren't we missing a T?... Maybe drop the s and an i?) ever since he moved to Miami to be near his son and baby momma. Kris, although I find it highly commendable to say "nice" things about him, don't be fooled! It's not good to say nasty things about family members publicly (Her grandson could grow up and wonder why grandma said such bad things about his dad!) But Scott, I'm not related to you! I think you are a wanna-be playboy! I think that you are trying to ride on the Kardashian name! (Possibly the only reason you agreed to have a baby out of wedlock with Kourtney is a permanent tie to the family/name!) Well, honey, let's see, she has 3 minutes left and 3 divided by two is 1.5 minutes....Yeah, that seems about right!
This session is done! Check out Part 2!
Today is in honor of the Wizard of Oz granting temporary brains to the following:
Even her hair looks fake!
This is Heidi..obviously, she has lost her brains!
Still has her brains...Nice dress!
Paula Abdul (who took Heidi with her to see the Wizard!) has used her brains to decline as host of the new "Star Search." Abdul's decision not to participate puts the show's fate into question, as the idea was largely tied to Abdul. Former co-star Simon Cowell has also expressed interest in possibly working with her again on his upcoming talent series X-Factor. Oh boy......where do I start?......First of all, why are the people behind "Star Search" so adamant about having HER? She is not the only person in Hollywood looking for a job! And why is Simon doing another show? This crap is old! (Yahoo! just reported that "Idol's" ratings have tumbled!) Is this some new-fangled way of maintaining your 15 minutes? (Instead of REAL acting and producing quality work!)..... Hey, let me create a show that I can host and when it becomes irritating as hell, I will create another one and I can invite all my friends whose fame is fleeting too! Quit generating shows with well known (or has been) stars! Give someone else a chance! Geez!
Still has HER brains...she looks great!
Kris Jenner a.k.a. The Three (minute) Stooges' mom (who showed Paula how to get to Oz, you know she's been around the block!) She has used her temporary brains to extend a welcome to her daughter's baby daddy, Scott Disick, (Initials, SD, aren't we missing a T?... Maybe drop the s and an i?) ever since he moved to Miami to be near his son and baby momma. Kris, although I find it highly commendable to say "nice" things about him, don't be fooled! It's not good to say nasty things about family members publicly (Her grandson could grow up and wonder why grandma said such bad things about his dad!) But Scott, I'm not related to you! I think you are a wanna-be playboy! I think that you are trying to ride on the Kardashian name! (Possibly the only reason you agreed to have a baby out of wedlock with Kourtney is a permanent tie to the family/name!) Well, honey, let's see, she has 3 minutes left and 3 divided by two is 1.5 minutes....Yeah, that seems about right!
This session is done! Check out Part 2!
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