March 18, 2010
March 18th 2010 06:07
Hello World! I want to thank everyone for reading my blog! I feel very honored and humbled that I can engage you...but this is what I LOVE to do! (Now someone needs to PAY me..."Alms for the poor, alms for the poor, people!) Hope you had a great St. Patrick's Day! (I had to work, but that's o.k.!)
Well, on with the show!
Now what dastardly deeds and doings are my celeb buddies up to today.....
I have a LOT to say about Miley Cyrus (a.k.a. "smiling virus") she says that she is glad that "Hannah Montana" is coming to an end. She says, "I'm going to rejoice and be happy to finally not have to be, well, to NOT be somebody I'm not exactly." (It's called a character, sweetie!) She continues, "As I've grown into it, I've grown out of it. Does that make sense?" Um, no but I will TRY to translate: I started this show when I was 12. I was relatively unknown except for my famous father (My achy, breaky heart!) I wanted to be famous just like him. I was very fortunate to get this role and very lucky! I once loved being a celebrity and I seemed like I was grateful for the opportunity. I have become an iconic symbol with many adoring fans. But as I've gotten older, I find fame boring and annoying. I'm tired of being a role model and being good! (See last paragraph) I've become selfish, ungrateful and all I want to do is date all the hot guys I can! (she does have great taste, they are smoking hot!) She mentions her past loves, Nick Jonas and Justin Gaston but calls Liam Hemsworth her first "serious" boyfriend (that is a "serious" slap in the face, guys!) Hasn't she said that about the other two? (Jennifer Love Hewitt taught her that one!)
Last but not least, she basically "blasts" the world by saying: "My job first is to entertain and do what I love, and if you don't like it, then change the channel. (Oh, no she didn't go there!) I'm not forcing you to watch me. I'm not forcing you to talk about me. I would do that pole dance a thousand times again, (She pole danced on top of an ice cream cart on the Teen Awards last year...New career choice huh, smiling virus?) because it was right for the song and that performance," she said. "But, dude, if you think dancing on top of an ice-cream cart with a pole is bad, then go check what 90% of the high schoolers are really up to. It's funny. I don't know if a lot of parents remember what they were like as kids. But I'm like, 'Dude, as if you were an angel!' That is NOT the point, bubblehead, you are an icon for MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of tweens, if anything YOUR recent behavior is why 90% of high schoolers/tweens act like they do because they idolize you! Duh!
Reports are saying Sandra Bullock (mysteriously) has canceled her appearance at the London screening of "The Blind Side" just two weeks after winning the Oscar for her role. There are rumors that her husband has cheated on her with a tattooed model (she has them on her forehead...Does one say "Stupid idiot?") I feel sooo sorry for Sandra! I absolutely love her (although I have yet to see "The Blind Side," I watch "Miss Congeniality" EVERY time it comes on!) And I really like Jesse (he impressed me when he was on "The Celebrity Apprentice.") So how could you do this to her, Jesse! Whether it is true or not, this is horrible timing! Do you realize how long and hard an actress has to work to win an Oscar? This should be her moment in the sun and she can't even enjoy it! Now, you know what should happen, don't you Jesse? First, Sandra should get a knife, hold it to your throat, and threaten to kill you. (a la Charlie Sheen!) When you make a run for it, she should grab a golf club and proceed to beat the holy crap out of you! (a la Elin Nordegren Woods!) Get a good one in for me, Sandy!
Last but not least is, Shia LeBeouf has said in GQ magazine that he is so angry and upset at Khloe Kardashian's comments about his car accident from July 2008. First of all, I think Shia is a cutie pie! (When he played in "Disturbia," he really won me over!) Secondly, Shia, honey don't get mad (Get glad!....Just kidding!) Look at who MADE the comment? This is Tweedle Dumb (or is she Tweedle Dumber? Dumbest? I forget!) Don't let comments from one-third of the "The Three Stooges" get to you! You have real, genuine fame and are so deserving of your 15 minutes! Tweedle D. on the other hand had to "steal" her 5 minutes from Kim! (What's that?...They are down to 3 minutes each?....They are starting to pull out knives on each other, grabbing golf clubs, and threatening to steal each other's 3 minutes so that ONE of them can have more time? Oh, brother!
Ahh, as the celeb world turns......See ya tomorrow!
Well, on with the show!
Now what dastardly deeds and doings are my celeb buddies up to today.....
Hitch hike back to "Anonymityville,
Last but not least, she basically "blasts" the world by saying: "My job first is to entertain and do what I love, and if you don't like it, then change the channel. (Oh, no she didn't go there!) I'm not forcing you to watch me. I'm not forcing you to talk about me. I would do that pole dance a thousand times again, (She pole danced on top of an ice cream cart on the Teen Awards last year...New career choice huh, smiling virus?) because it was right for the song and that performance," she said. "But, dude, if you think dancing on top of an ice-cream cart with a pole is bad, then go check what 90% of the high schoolers are really up to. It's funny. I don't know if a lot of parents remember what they were like as kids. But I'm like, 'Dude, as if you were an angel!' That is NOT the point, bubblehead, you are an icon for MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of tweens, if anything YOUR recent behavior is why 90% of high schoolers/tweens act like they do because they idolize you! Duh!
"You are soo lucky that this isn't a golf club!"
Hope the title of that book isn't "How to get away with murder!"
The Three (Minute) Stooges!
Ahh, as the celeb world turns......See ya tomorrow!
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