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March 14, 2010

March 14th 2010 13:35
Hello to everyone out there! I must say that writing this blog (I have three!) is fun! I really enjoy making people laugh. (the world is too serious at times and we take OURSELVES too serious...lighten up...Geez!)

With that said...on with the show!...or as I like to say....Let's see what dastardly deeds and doings are abounding today in the celeb world!

Pamela Anderson
Girls just wanna have fun!


Up first is Pamela Anderson (the original Megan Fox, Heidi Montag, and Kendra Wilkerson!)...she says she feels like the last 15 years have disappeared (except for her two boys, of course! At least she REMEMBERED to mention them unlike Kate Gosselin a.k.a. I'm a selfish b***h, who doesn't talk or is seen with them anymore!) Pam feels like she has gone from Baywatch to this! Good for you Pam! I happen to really like Pam. People think she is a dumb blonde (when it comes to her love life, she is!) but she knows how to laugh at herself and she usually does a tongue-in-cheek representation of herself. Just like I stated in today's beginning, she doesn't take herself too seriously (how could she? Just LOOK at her! Who would!) She seems like a real human being underneath all that plastic! As far as her 15 minutes of fame, like a drowning victim, (maybe she learned it from Baywatch) Pam has revived her LAST minute...several times!
Guy Fieri
Working for "Death?"


Guy Fieri...this guy is best known for his cooking show on the food network. He cooks some delicious food and looks like he knows what he is doing. Well, his new gig is to host some show called "Minute to win it". Guy states that he dreamed of being a game show host like Bob Barker and Wink Martindale (two of the greatest!) I like Guy, but will the PUBLIC like Guy?! He doesn't exactly have mainstream looks (punker, skater dude, stoner would best describe it!) I mean can you imagine people in the "Bible belt" tuning in to this show with a guy who has spikey white hair, earrings, lots of rings (he reminds me of a "cool" looking death guy!) Yeah, grandma Myrtle who has attended church her WHOLE life is gonna tune in to his show! Hey, I have an idea, if the show doesn't make it, maybe as a gimmick, Guy could put on a black, hooded robe and carry a scythe! (that's the "stick" in death's hand) Contestants would be told...."Your minute is up!"
Oprah Winfrey
Sit down already!

Oprah Winfrey is having a "live your best life weekend" in honor of "O" magazine turning 10...Oprah, you have ALL the money in the world..Go away already! (She should go BEHIND the scenes, if she wants to work!) I do believe that she tries to help people improve their lives but damn, step aside and let someone else get some green! Who is she...Pokemon? Gotta catch them all! (All the dollar bills, that is!) Geez!
Corey Haim and his mother
They look so happy....

I am trying to report only good things about Corey Haim and this story is heartwarming...It seems that the city of Toronto and a website owner (Michael Kronick, you rock man!) are paying for Corey's funeral. Michael states that he befriended Corey some time ago and bought "artifacts" from him. That's why he's doing it. It's amazing how everyone comes together after the s**t hits the fan. Where were all you people when he was broke and destitute and catching the bus? Side note: Now Nicole Eggert, former girlfriend of Corey's, wants to catch the molester that she believes made Corey's life hell...O.k. and why didn't we do this BEFORE he died? Maybe he could have gotten psyche counseling with her supporting him so that he would have known someone cared! And Nicole honey, who do you think you are? This is the real world...not Charlie's Angels or even V.I.P.! (get it? Pam reference!)
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy
Maneater!

Last but not least, there is Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy. It seems that they have split up...First of all, Jennifer has dated EVERY guy famous at the height of her fame (I will give it to her, she is discreet with it but it's true!) I am truly amazed that their relationship has lasted this long! (It's been a year) How can you be engaged to every guy you've dated? Talk about fickle and being afraid of commitment! She is worse than a guy! "Shot through the heart and you're to blame...You give "Love" a bad name! Her name SHOULD be Jennifer "Dumps" Hewitt!

Bye for now!

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