March 13, 2010
March 13th 2010 14:43
Hello out there!
What's up with the celeb world? It's kinda blah right now (are we all in mourning over Corey Haim? Merlin Olsen? I think everyone is just terrified about who will be number 3!)
Well, on with the dastardly deeds and doings that are currently abounding..
First up is Katherine Heigl. She is leaving Grey's Anatomy..Again? I don't watch this show but I keep up with celebrity news (Shocker!) and hasn't she allegedly been leaving for like.. forever? Is this the only press she can generate? Katherine baby, who is your agent? They gotta get you a better gimmick than "I'm leaving the show every other month!" How about doing some REAL acting, that would get everyone's attention, we all would be SHOCKED! How come everyone thinks that they should leave a "hit" show? There are so many actors that would kill to be on a hit show, it's ridiculous! (Myself included!) I would ride that puppy until the freakin' wheels fell off (Translation: I would stay on the show until we got cancelled!) Hint, hint Katherine! And why doesn't anyone remember David Caruso? The only reason to quit a show is if you are dying (but remember Patrick Swayze and Christopher Reeve? Awesome courage!) or someone in your close circle is dying. Otherwise, quit your whining! You could be working a REAL job! Would you quit then? Keep it up, the only acting you will be doing is "acting" like you really care if they want fries with that! (With that dark hair, looking less glamorous, and like a regular person, maybe she is ready to get a real job!)
Next we have Tiger Woods..I guess the report is out from the Florida Highway patrol that it WAS a domestic dispute! That's allegedly why Elin couldn't ride in the ambulance. And why are people debating whether it was or not? Hell, yeah it was domestic abuse! Wouldn't you beat your man's a** if he was cheating on you? (Now ladies, only if you are POSITIVE with proof, does this make it o.k.!) What is SHOCKING is that the delicate looking, small boned woman had it in her! And how appropriate to use a golf club (She obviously picked up the nearest object!) I bet she said something like "Cheat on me, will ya?! Embarrass me and the kids publicly, will ya?! Your name is Tiger Woods..well, you better run like a tiger into the woods if you know what's good for you! Hey, all I can say is the cliche..Hell hath NO fury like a woman scorned!
Michael Lohan is in the news again..And why? (He has NO minutes left on his 15 minutes, but then again he made it to my blog, go figure!) I guess his former fiancee (why do women even want to associate themselves with him? He should have "born loser" tattooed on his forehead!) was arrested on Thursday in New York for allegedly violating a protective order (these women in the celeb world are getting feisty and the men are turning into little wussies!) She allegedly called him and he told her she shouldn't be calling him and hung up! First of all, does Michael Lohan have this magical quality that causes the lives of the women around him (past and present) to go down the toilet? Where is Dina Lohan now? Lindsey's little sister Ali? Where is the girl he supposedly fathered in 1995, Ashley Kaufmann? And why are we surprised that Lindsey Lohan (who is on her last TWO minutes!) is such a screw up! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree or maybe for them it's coconut? Banana?
Side bar: Now remember, I am for the underdog and I am hoping that Lindsey, like Britney, will get her act together before it's too late! (Hopefully, SHE won't be number 3!)
Last but not least is Jessica Simpson who claims she doesn't brush her teeth, she just uses Listerine and (drumroll) her SWEATER! This is so gross by far and like Heidi Montag, another dumb blonde who ever dumbed! And if I were a guy, why would I want to date her?! And she wonders why she is not married! She claims she is scared of dying alone...Um, honey at this rate, that is the most likely scenario! Her 15 minutes were over so long ago! She is so past due on her ability to make her fame pay off, that I think the repo man is coming for it...Gimme back that fame, blondie! She is definitely hanging on to her fame by the skin of her teeth...her DIRTY teeth! (And no I don't WANT to see her new show, but I could use it in my blog!) Bye for now!
What's up with the celeb world? It's kinda blah right now (are we all in mourning over Corey Haim? Merlin Olsen? I think everyone is just terrified about who will be number 3!)
Well, on with the dastardly deeds and doings that are currently abounding..
Employee of the month?
First up is Katherine Heigl. She is leaving Grey's Anatomy..Again? I don't watch this show but I keep up with celebrity news (Shocker!) and hasn't she allegedly been leaving for like.. forever? Is this the only press she can generate? Katherine baby, who is your agent? They gotta get you a better gimmick than "I'm leaving the show every other month!" How about doing some REAL acting, that would get everyone's attention, we all would be SHOCKED! How come everyone thinks that they should leave a "hit" show? There are so many actors that would kill to be on a hit show, it's ridiculous! (Myself included!) I would ride that puppy until the freakin' wheels fell off (Translation: I would stay on the show until we got cancelled!) Hint, hint Katherine! And why doesn't anyone remember David Caruso? The only reason to quit a show is if you are dying (but remember Patrick Swayze and Christopher Reeve? Awesome courage!) or someone in your close circle is dying. Otherwise, quit your whining! You could be working a REAL job! Would you quit then? Keep it up, the only acting you will be doing is "acting" like you really care if they want fries with that! (With that dark hair, looking less glamorous, and like a regular person, maybe she is ready to get a real job!)
Happier times..
Next we have Tiger Woods..I guess the report is out from the Florida Highway patrol that it WAS a domestic dispute! That's allegedly why Elin couldn't ride in the ambulance. And why are people debating whether it was or not? Hell, yeah it was domestic abuse! Wouldn't you beat your man's a** if he was cheating on you? (Now ladies, only if you are POSITIVE with proof, does this make it o.k.!) What is SHOCKING is that the delicate looking, small boned woman had it in her! And how appropriate to use a golf club (She obviously picked up the nearest object!) I bet she said something like "Cheat on me, will ya?! Embarrass me and the kids publicly, will ya?! Your name is Tiger Woods..well, you better run like a tiger into the woods if you know what's good for you! Hey, all I can say is the cliche..Hell hath NO fury like a woman scorned!
Lady Killer in the worst way!
Michael Lohan is in the news again..And why? (He has NO minutes left on his 15 minutes, but then again he made it to my blog, go figure!) I guess his former fiancee (why do women even want to associate themselves with him? He should have "born loser" tattooed on his forehead!) was arrested on Thursday in New York for allegedly violating a protective order (these women in the celeb world are getting feisty and the men are turning into little wussies!) She allegedly called him and he told her she shouldn't be calling him and hung up! First of all, does Michael Lohan have this magical quality that causes the lives of the women around him (past and present) to go down the toilet? Where is Dina Lohan now? Lindsey's little sister Ali? Where is the girl he supposedly fathered in 1995, Ashley Kaufmann? And why are we surprised that Lindsey Lohan (who is on her last TWO minutes!) is such a screw up! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree or maybe for them it's coconut? Banana?
Side bar: Now remember, I am for the underdog and I am hoping that Lindsey, like Britney, will get her act together before it's too late! (Hopefully, SHE won't be number 3!)
Is that Grandma's dress?
Last but not least is Jessica Simpson who claims she doesn't brush her teeth, she just uses Listerine and (drumroll) her SWEATER! This is so gross by far and like Heidi Montag, another dumb blonde who ever dumbed! And if I were a guy, why would I want to date her?! And she wonders why she is not married! She claims she is scared of dying alone...Um, honey at this rate, that is the most likely scenario! Her 15 minutes were over so long ago! She is so past due on her ability to make her fame pay off, that I think the repo man is coming for it...Gimme back that fame, blondie! She is definitely hanging on to her fame by the skin of her teeth...her DIRTY teeth! (And no I don't WANT to see her new show, but I could use it in my blog!) Bye for now!
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