March 12, 2010
March 12th 2010 14:19
Well, Good Morning World! (I always want to say "Vietnam"!, Robin Williams)
Another day in paradise (Phil Collins) I'm feeling very "quotey" this morning: I know that's not a word, but you will find out that sometimes I make up my own words like "youngie" pronounced young-e. Let's see what dastardly deeds and doings abound today....
Diana Ross is going on tour this summer..and who talked her into this? Someone must have said "Hey Tina (Turner) is still out there and you're a big star like her, why don't you rake in some more dough!" Now don't get me wrong, I love Diana Ross. She is still beautiful (that dress in the thumbnail is SEE THROUGH!) But there is a little thing called "marketability" as in ticket sales! The only people I predict that will show up is the Gay Community (she is calling it the "coming out" tour) Hey, that's an idea Diana, if you said that you were Gay then "they will come" (Field of Dreams) because you know how hot celebs become when they "come out" or announce that they are addicted to something! Last note: Diana reminds me a lot of Josephine Baker in this picture (that is a 1920's African-American actress (French) for those of you who don't know or for the youngies) Hey, if Josephine can have a comeback tour (she died after opening night and I believe she was 68, Diana will be 66 uh-oh!!) This will be a story to watch....Last comment: Today is Liza Minnelli's B-Day.. along with this story, doesn't that make it some unofficial Drag Queen holiday?
Natalie Mejia, 21, she's in the pop girl group called Girlicious (stupid name) was charged with drug possession with the intent to sell. She had a dozen plastic bags filled with cocaine in her "Gucci" purse. (Yeah, that makes it o.k. because it was a "Gucci" purse, why did the article have to mention that?) Anyway, normally I wouldn't comment on such a story but her excuse is a classic..she said the drugs were not hers and doesn't know how they got in her purse! Was she "getting high on her own supply" (Scarface, except he said DON'T get high on your own supply, good advice Natalie!) Are you kidding, you're kidding me, right? Is that like the lamest excuse ever? Honey, if you are going that far with it then you should/could have said "Hey, wait, that's NOT my purse, I must have picked up the wrong one..see, what had happened was, I was at this party and picked up the wrong purse!" Something like that! I guess since it was Gucci, again that made it o.k. and hell, she wasn't going to deny owning THAT purse. Side note: Her "accomplice" somebody name Ascencio, 28, was charged with driving on a suspended license..oh, that's brillant..Honey, you know my license is suspended....reply: That doesn't matter! I need you to drive so I can sell my drugs... that whole band thing is just taking too long and I have to buy another Gucci purse! Oh, brother!
Heidi Montag has just gotten her first "cameo" role but is soo excited like she is the star (but I will admit it is cool just to be on set, I was in a movie in Hollywood with Tom Hanks), she also has "fired" her husband as manager and hired a "psychic" as her new manager..O.K. where do I start? This girl has SERIOUS mental instabilities to say the least! Talk about being taken to the cleaners! It was good that she doesn't want to mix business with pleasure but to hire a psychic as your manager, advisor, whatever the hell, is dumb. Is she like the dumbest blonde that ever dumbed (made up word) All of those surgeries (what's it been like, 82? And now she does LOOK plastic just like a Barbie doll... she should change her name to Barbie.... now that would be a smart move!) Maybe she had some of that "special" Gucci purse cocaine, it must make you do and say stupid s**t! Oh, brother-brother!
That's all for now, I think my I.Q. is taking a serious nose dive! (I literally just looked up the theory of Quantum Physics to help raise it back up!) Bye!
Another day in paradise (Phil Collins) I'm feeling very "quotey" this morning: I know that's not a word, but you will find out that sometimes I make up my own words like "youngie" pronounced young-e. Let's see what dastardly deeds and doings abound today....
Don't call it a comeback (L.L.Cool J)
Diana Ross is going on tour this summer..and who talked her into this? Someone must have said "Hey Tina (Turner) is still out there and you're a big star like her, why don't you rake in some more dough!" Now don't get me wrong, I love Diana Ross. She is still beautiful (that dress in the thumbnail is SEE THROUGH!) But there is a little thing called "marketability" as in ticket sales! The only people I predict that will show up is the Gay Community (she is calling it the "coming out" tour) Hey, that's an idea Diana, if you said that you were Gay then "they will come" (Field of Dreams) because you know how hot celebs become when they "come out" or announce that they are addicted to something! Last note: Diana reminds me a lot of Josephine Baker in this picture (that is a 1920's African-American actress (French) for those of you who don't know or for the youngies) Hey, if Josephine can have a comeback tour (she died after opening night and I believe she was 68, Diana will be 66 uh-oh!!) This will be a story to watch....Last comment: Today is Liza Minnelli's B-Day.. along with this story, doesn't that make it some unofficial Drag Queen holiday?
Which one is she? No, NOT the blonde, the one in the middle!
Natalie Mejia, 21, she's in the pop girl group called Girlicious (stupid name) was charged with drug possession with the intent to sell. She had a dozen plastic bags filled with cocaine in her "Gucci" purse. (Yeah, that makes it o.k. because it was a "Gucci" purse, why did the article have to mention that?) Anyway, normally I wouldn't comment on such a story but her excuse is a classic..she said the drugs were not hers and doesn't know how they got in her purse! Was she "getting high on her own supply" (Scarface, except he said DON'T get high on your own supply, good advice Natalie!) Are you kidding, you're kidding me, right? Is that like the lamest excuse ever? Honey, if you are going that far with it then you should/could have said "Hey, wait, that's NOT my purse, I must have picked up the wrong one..see, what had happened was, I was at this party and picked up the wrong purse!" Something like that! I guess since it was Gucci, again that made it o.k. and hell, she wasn't going to deny owning THAT purse. Side note: Her "accomplice" somebody name Ascencio, 28, was charged with driving on a suspended license..oh, that's brillant..Honey, you know my license is suspended....reply: That doesn't matter! I need you to drive so I can sell my drugs... that whole band thing is just taking too long and I have to buy another Gucci purse! Oh, brother!
We are the showroom dummies (Kraftwerk)
Heidi Montag has just gotten her first "cameo" role but is soo excited like she is the star (but I will admit it is cool just to be on set, I was in a movie in Hollywood with Tom Hanks), she also has "fired" her husband as manager and hired a "psychic" as her new manager..O.K. where do I start? This girl has SERIOUS mental instabilities to say the least! Talk about being taken to the cleaners! It was good that she doesn't want to mix business with pleasure but to hire a psychic as your manager, advisor, whatever the hell, is dumb. Is she like the dumbest blonde that ever dumbed (made up word) All of those surgeries (what's it been like, 82? And now she does LOOK plastic just like a Barbie doll... she should change her name to Barbie.... now that would be a smart move!) Maybe she had some of that "special" Gucci purse cocaine, it must make you do and say stupid s**t! Oh, brother-brother!
That's all for now, I think my I.Q. is taking a serious nose dive! (I literally just looked up the theory of Quantum Physics to help raise it back up!) Bye!
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