John Mayer:Douchebag
May 12th 2008 06:49
John Mayer Douchebag
John Mayer's shirt says what we've all been thinking. He sported a shirt out in L.A. that said "Mr. Douchebag" but he crossed it out to say "Mr. Badass." Um, in John's world is a douchebag a badass? This is coming from the same guy who wears Borat-style thong bikinis AND "dated" Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, for whom he famously wrote the song, "Your Body is a Wonderland." John is currently rumored to be "dating" Jennifer Aniston, whom he was seen frolicking with on the beach in Miami. They even shared a hotel room, even though they booked separate hotel rooms at separate hotels.
For more on douchebaggary, check out Really Long Link Also, if you have one of those shirts with fleur-de-lys and/or royal-type lions on it then you know you're a douchebag. Also, if your hair is more than 3 inches high. Thanks.
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