Joel Madden to Marry Nicole Richie
October 1st 2007 02:31
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Joel Madden, who is moderately sexy and also from my home state of Maryland, says that he's all set to marry his baby-mamma, Nicole Richie.
"Obviously, marriage is in our future," Madden told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show.
In July Joel and Nicole (that rhymes!) announced that they are four months along in the pregnancy...I can't really do math that quickly but I think she's gonna pop in like December or January or something....bah.
I just want to say to you, Joel, that it's not too late and you don't have to marry an anorexic crack-whore. I'm just saying...
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Comment by Stanley
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Comment by Anonymous
She of all people should not be procreating.
You're the one sounding pathetic, as you make it sound like you personally know and are best buddies with Nicole.