Joe Francis is a Man-Whore
February 13th 2007 20:50
Here's a transcript of an interview with Joe Francis (CEO of the "Girls Gone Wild" videos). Apparently he bagged...Kim Stewart, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid. Tara Reid was the worst in bed, Paris gave the best head, Kim was the best in bed, but he loves Lindsay the most. What a gentleman! I'm sure he's going to be blacklisted from the A-list parties from now on, for sure:
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"Kimberly's definitely the best but Lindsay and Paris are both amazing too. Tara on the other hand..."
The 33-year-old, who dated the wild hotel heiress three years ago, confesses: "Me and Paris had sex in every place you can imagine, in every corner of the world."
He explains how she once took him on the ride of his life when they got wet and wild on a jet ski.
"It was in Sardinia," Joe says. "I sat behind Paris as she steered through the waves. I then slipped off her bikini bottoms and went for it. I'm amazed we didn't fall off. I was in heaven."
And Joe got close to it when he joined the Mile High Club with Paris in the loo of his private jet.
He smiles: "One time we felt horny while on my plane- so we popped into the loo for fast, furious sex on the sink.
"She loved being filmed during sex. too. There must be hours of footage.
"The touch of a woman's body also drove her crazy. I watched it- what man wouldn't give his right arm for that?"
However, Paris' passion comes second to Rod Stewart's daughter on Joe's hot list.
He says: "Regarding the bedroom, Kimberly is without doubt the best sex ever- she's wild."
He dated the 27-year-old beauty in 2005 and, like all his former flames, still keeps in touch. Joe adds: "I adore her family. She's one very classy, very sexy lady. In fact, I could easily marry her."
However Joe's current interests lie with troubled actress Lindsay Lohan. He grins: "Paris was better than her at oral sex.
"But I love Lindsay and she's a very, very close friend. Right now I'm a shoulder to cry on during a tough time."
For an ordinary Joe, three celeb beauties would be enough. This one recalls getting a slice of action with American Pie star Tara Reid, 31. But she turned out to be a girl gone mild, unlike the women on Joe's new Girls Gone Wild DVDs or Girls Gone Wild TV show on Men & Motors.
He scoffs: "Tara just lay there - she didn't move a muscle! I might as well have been in bed alone."
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He loves Kim? Well I'm guessing she won't now that this interview is out there. Good job, A-hole.
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"Kimberly's definitely the best but Lindsay and Paris are both amazing too. Tara on the other hand..."
The 33-year-old, who dated the wild hotel heiress three years ago, confesses: "Me and Paris had sex in every place you can imagine, in every corner of the world."
He explains how she once took him on the ride of his life when they got wet and wild on a jet ski.
"It was in Sardinia," Joe says. "I sat behind Paris as she steered through the waves. I then slipped off her bikini bottoms and went for it. I'm amazed we didn't fall off. I was in heaven."
And Joe got close to it when he joined the Mile High Club with Paris in the loo of his private jet.
He smiles: "One time we felt horny while on my plane- so we popped into the loo for fast, furious sex on the sink.
"She loved being filmed during sex. too. There must be hours of footage.
"The touch of a woman's body also drove her crazy. I watched it- what man wouldn't give his right arm for that?"
However, Paris' passion comes second to Rod Stewart's daughter on Joe's hot list.
He says: "Regarding the bedroom, Kimberly is without doubt the best sex ever- she's wild."
He dated the 27-year-old beauty in 2005 and, like all his former flames, still keeps in touch. Joe adds: "I adore her family. She's one very classy, very sexy lady. In fact, I could easily marry her."
However Joe's current interests lie with troubled actress Lindsay Lohan. He grins: "Paris was better than her at oral sex.
"But I love Lindsay and she's a very, very close friend. Right now I'm a shoulder to cry on during a tough time."
For an ordinary Joe, three celeb beauties would be enough. This one recalls getting a slice of action with American Pie star Tara Reid, 31. But she turned out to be a girl gone mild, unlike the women on Joe's new Girls Gone Wild DVDs or Girls Gone Wild TV show on Men & Motors.
He scoffs: "Tara just lay there - she didn't move a muscle! I might as well have been in bed alone."
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He loves Kim? Well I'm guessing she won't now that this interview is out there. Good job, A-hole.
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