Jayden James Federline: The Birth Certificate
October 24th 2006 17:42
Aha!
Ladies and Gentlmen...I present Jayden James Federline's birth certificate. It was signed (printed?) by K-Fed himself. There doesn't seem to be anything suspicious about this document. This will lay to rest any "Sutton Pierce Federline" rumors. How did the media come up with that name, anyway? Did they just use Sean Preston's initials? Well so much for little SPF2. Good luck, little JAYDEN. We realize your mommy and daddy are completely nuts...so you're gonna need all the help you can get.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Jayden is a black-person's name. Not a huge fan of black-people names for white babies...sorry.
Ladies and Gentlmen...I present Jayden James Federline's birth certificate. It was signed (printed?) by K-Fed himself. There doesn't seem to be anything suspicious about this document. This will lay to rest any "Sutton Pierce Federline" rumors. How did the media come up with that name, anyway? Did they just use Sean Preston's initials? Well so much for little SPF2. Good luck, little JAYDEN. We realize your mommy and daddy are completely nuts...so you're gonna need all the help you can get.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Jayden is a black-person's name. Not a huge fan of black-people names for white babies...sorry.
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