Jake and his Beard Go Public
October 29th 2007 03:05
Jake and Reese
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Jake Gyllenhaal and his beard Reese Witherspoon decided a few days ago to "go public" with their "romance" by holding hands and kissing at an airport in Rome. This comes right when their new movie "Rendition" is bombing and Ted Casablanca is about to out Jake and his alleged boyfriend, Austin Nichols. Jake and Austin were spotted recently walking down the street, purposefully trying to bump into each other...this all according to Ted Casablanca, who refers to Jake as "toothy tile"- if you don't believe me Google "toothy tile" and see allll the stuff that's been written about this closeted gay actor for such a long time.
At any rate...I don't really care where Jake Gyllenhaal sticks his penis...but I'd bet a million bucks that their "romance" fizzes as soon as Rendition slips out of public view.
Beard, beard, beard...
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