Is Lindsay Close to Death?
November 19th 2006 16:59
Is this the face of imminent DEATH!?
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I think the Page Sixers are taking a little (a lot) of creative license with this one, but they claim that La Lo will probably be dead by age 22.
Ok, so there's the alleged drugs (meth, coke, whatever), anorexia, hard partying, binge drinking and cutting...but I don't think it's anything our Linds can't handle, is it?
"November 18, 2006 -- THE few friends that Lindsay Lohan has are worried. ‘At the rate she's going, I would be surprised if she lived past the age of 22,’ said one concerned pal. Lohan has long been addicted to clubbing and nonstop partying, but her behavior last week during the World Music Awards in London really freaked them out. During the program she was supposed to be hosting, Lohan stumbled on steps, flubbed her lines and abandoned her emcee role early in the show. Later, London's Sun caught pictures of Lohan with cut marks on her wrist that looked self-inflicted. Her rep claimed the incisions were the result of a fall into a bush. ‘There is no one in her life to guide her or help her,’ said the friend. ‘Her mother is a mess, her father is in jail and she has no authority figure, because she has paid the family bills for as long as she can remember with her acting.’ Lohan's rep didn't return our calls."
Well, please don't die, Ho-han, who else am I going to relentlessly taunt on the internet? Seriously though wouldn't it be weird if she died? It would be even weirder if Paris died, but I don't think the herp is lethal...sigh.
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