Funny Celebrity Quotes
March 27th 2007 14:07
From Really Long Link
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"This is Ogilvy home perm...lot of lemon juice. I did my own streaks and tips. I'm excited about it! I'm very happy with it."
Blades of Glory star Will Ferrell, discussing his new hairdo for his next film Semi-Pro, to Jay Leno
"I can't control my drugs and gang-banging past. People can see that I now have a different identity and that I've changed my lifestyle around completely. We let the Beatles in the USA so please let me in here."
Snoop Dogg, after he was denied entry to the UK to play a concert, to MTV U.K.
"I want to bring three boys up to be good men in this world and then one little girl. I always say I want three boys and a girl but at the end of the day I just want healthy kids."
Vanessa Minnillo, on her family plans, to PEOPLE
"I know what you're thinking ... I had no idea Dave's son got so big ... And Jewish."
Adam Sandler, filling in as last-minute host of the Late Show when David Letterman fell ill
"I need a boyfriend, geez. There are three different boys I like. Maybe five."
Lindsay Lohan, to GQ
"The reign of Tara was miraculous. Literally, because I got sober during it, and that's the most important thing."
Tara Conner, summing up her Miss USA reign, to PEOPLE
"I usually feel slightly embarrassed, slightly humiliated and I slink away like a man who has come out with his pants off."
Hugh Laurie, on his emotional state after filming a scene for his FOX series House, to Rolling Stone Jennifer Lopez
"I rarely stop. I am like an engine that is constantly on. But when I get a free day, then I do absolutely nothing. I stay in at home in my tracksuit, I sleep, spend hours on the phone talking to my mother and my friends."
Jennifer Lopez, on how she decompresses, to Italian Vogue
"ABC announced this week that it has renewed Lost for a fourth season. Said the show's writers, 'Oh, crap.'"
Amy Poehler, on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update
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My favorite quote is still the Lindsay one...hilarious!
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"This is Ogilvy home perm...lot of lemon juice. I did my own streaks and tips. I'm excited about it! I'm very happy with it."
Blades of Glory star Will Ferrell, discussing his new hairdo for his next film Semi-Pro, to Jay Leno
"I can't control my drugs and gang-banging past. People can see that I now have a different identity and that I've changed my lifestyle around completely. We let the Beatles in the USA so please let me in here."
Snoop Dogg, after he was denied entry to the UK to play a concert, to MTV U.K.
"I want to bring three boys up to be good men in this world and then one little girl. I always say I want three boys and a girl but at the end of the day I just want healthy kids."
Vanessa Minnillo, on her family plans, to PEOPLE
"I know what you're thinking ... I had no idea Dave's son got so big ... And Jewish."
Adam Sandler, filling in as last-minute host of the Late Show when David Letterman fell ill
"I need a boyfriend, geez. There are three different boys I like. Maybe five."
Lindsay Lohan, to GQ
"The reign of Tara was miraculous. Literally, because I got sober during it, and that's the most important thing."
Tara Conner, summing up her Miss USA reign, to PEOPLE
"I usually feel slightly embarrassed, slightly humiliated and I slink away like a man who has come out with his pants off."
Hugh Laurie, on his emotional state after filming a scene for his FOX series House, to Rolling Stone Jennifer Lopez
"I rarely stop. I am like an engine that is constantly on. But when I get a free day, then I do absolutely nothing. I stay in at home in my tracksuit, I sleep, spend hours on the phone talking to my mother and my friends."
"ABC announced this week that it has renewed Lost for a fourth season. Said the show's writers, 'Oh, crap.'"
Amy Poehler, on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update
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My favorite quote is still the Lindsay one...hilarious!
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