Donald Trump is World's Ugliest Man
April 26th 2007 02:09
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Enormous beer guts. Embarrassing bowl cuts. Double chins. Mullets. With all of the ugly dudes out there — like that guy with the porno mustache sitting across from you on the Green Line right now — you’d think compiling a list of the 100 unsexiest men in the world would be easy.
And the world's ugliest man is...
1) Donald Trump (the money makes him sexy though, don't you think?)
2) That Fat Guy from Borat (shudders)
3) Flava Flav (it's true...that white ish in the corners of his mouth isn't sexy)
4) Karl Rove
5) Howard K. Stern...creepy, yes...un-sexy? I dunno...he's not awful
6) Don Imus...well, ok., the eyebrows have go to go...not to mention the racism
7) Sanjaya Malakar? I'd do him...kidding
8) Perez Hilton (self-righteous twit)
9) Bob Dylan (if he's so unsexy how did he have such a hot son?)
10) Carl from ATHF (he's a cartoon, it doesn't count)
The list goes on if you care to read...pretty hilarious stuff!
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Comment by MelissaA
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Comment by Nickoftime's Sanity Corner
nope not possible! He has to be HUMAN to be considered a man...In his case I believe Darwin was wrong...
I believe he is de-evolving! And what's with the "hair"?? Did some poor unfortunate small animal crawl up there and die?? You'd think with all that money he could afford a hiar transplant! I guess no one told him that combovers aren't exactly "in" anymore lol...
As for the others, well this can be said...at least he's in good company!
Can anyone say, "shallow end of the gene pool"???!! lolol
Great post!
Take care,
Nick
Comment by Capri