Britney and Paris Break Up
December 14th 2006 17:44
Party's over for the snatch twins! It looks like Brit and Paris have broken up (everyone awws).
From Page Six:
"THE friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton was short, sweet and photogenic. But now, it seems, it's over. A source close to Spears explains why the pop tart, who lost her undies last week, has not been seen with her 'new best friend' Hilton since she posted an apology to her fans on her Web site, noting, 'Thank God for Victoria's Secret underwear!' The source said, 'Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult.'"
A comeback? Bah-haha. Who is going to buy shit from iTunes from a 25-year-old mother of two anyway? I don't think the herp and the c-section scar are going to keep her tween fans around for much longer. Sorry to break it to you, kiddo.
From Page Six:
"THE friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton was short, sweet and photogenic. But now, it seems, it's over. A source close to Spears explains why the pop tart, who lost her undies last week, has not been seen with her 'new best friend' Hilton since she posted an apology to her fans on her Web site, noting, 'Thank God for Victoria's Secret underwear!' The source said, 'Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult.'"
A comeback? Bah-haha. Who is going to buy shit from iTunes from a 25-year-old mother of two anyway? I don't think the herp and the c-section scar are going to keep her tween fans around for much longer. Sorry to break it to you, kiddo.
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