Borat Sucked
November 12th 2006 03:51
Ok, I don't think I'm alone in saying that Borat sucked. The HBO series (which I love and own both seasons of) is hilarious. Why? Because EVERYTHING is completely unscripted and it's all real. The movie? Not so much.
You shouldn't be shocked to know that Pamela Anderson was in on the whole Borat joke. In the movie, Borat (who's obsessed with the Baywatch star) stalks her to a book signing in Hollywood and puts a wedding pillow over her head, symbolically "marrying" her.
But it's fake (duh).
In fact it all seemed fake-- HELLO! I mean he brings a LIVE BEAR into his ice cream truck that he takes cross-country and little kid actors fake-scream about it.
And there's the whole gay fat man sex scene, which I won't even get into. Anyway, the movie is crap.
If you do not give me back my $10 I will find you. And I will crush you. And you will be execute. Jin-qui!
You shouldn't be shocked to know that Pamela Anderson was in on the whole Borat joke. In the movie, Borat (who's obsessed with the Baywatch star) stalks her to a book signing in Hollywood and puts a wedding pillow over her head, symbolically "marrying" her.
But it's fake (duh).
In fact it all seemed fake-- HELLO! I mean he brings a LIVE BEAR into his ice cream truck that he takes cross-country and little kid actors fake-scream about it.
And there's the whole gay fat man sex scene, which I won't even get into. Anyway, the movie is crap.
If you do not give me back my $10 I will find you. And I will crush you. And you will be execute. Jin-qui!
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