April 5, 2010
April 5th 2010 13:37
Hello everyone! Hope you had a great weekend! Today is "I need psychiatric treatment BADLY" day!
What dastardly deeds and doings are abounding.....
First up is Angelina Jolie’s high-profile relationship with Brad Pitt. Insiders say it is a “total sham.” (And I TOTALLY believe it!) A former employee of the Hollywood couple, who raise six children together (six kids..coo-coo!) claims Angelina and Brad stay together to boost their careers. “The relationship is a total sham,” the source said. “They both have other people on the side. “They only stay together for the kids and for the sake of continuing to build their empire.” (What empire? The house of stupidity and lies?) Angelina’s former bodyguard said earlier this week that Pitt and Jolie often sleep in separate rooms. “Angelina nitpicks Brad, criticizing him constantly,” (She LOOKS like a control freak!) said the former bodyguard. “She says things like, ‘Are you going to wear that shirt again today?’ and tells him he’s like another one of the kids.” According to the former guard, Brad has come to dread Angelina’s phone calls (I would too!) “She’ll call him from the set to interrogate him (just like the CIA!), said the ex bodyguard. “His face goes white, and he just stares at his feet.” Brad baby, don't put up with that crap! No one should! Take a stand and take YOUR life back! And send HER to a shrink, she's got serious issues!
Next is cheating Jesse James. Who has left rehab after only one week. (OMG! I am SO shocked....NOT!) The West Coast Choppers CEO, who did cheated on wife Sandra Bullock with a string of different women, quietly checked out of Arizona’s Sierra Tucson Treatment Center within the last couple of days, reports are saying. James’ exit coincides with a moving van being spotted outside the L.A.-area home he shares with Bullock on April 2. “It seems Jesse just isn’t that serious about rehab after all.” (No sh**!) Jesse’s pal Joe Yanny said earlier this week, that the shamed cheater is keen to save his marriage to the Oscar-winning actress (Keep dreaming, buddy!) “This whole thing has destroyed Jesse’s entire universe,” Yanny said. “Right now, he’s a broken man. Yeah, sure he is..what about Sandra's universe? Hers is spinning out of control, I'm sure! The scenario now appears to be like this: When Jesse went to rehab, Sandra said, "Get this sh** outta my house, I don't care what you do with it, just get it outta here! And when he learned that she wasn't feeling sorry for him and believing his "I need help" routine, he abandoned THAT idea! Get some REAL help Jesse and quit playing these silly-a** games!
ROBERT Pattinson is too scared to buy a house (also he recently admitted that he's afraid when fans rush to meet him, he gets "paranoid"...Is he afraid of his OWN shadow too? Can we say...PSYCH consult on the double!) The hunky British actor has been living in hotels for the past three years because he’s worried his success will disappear and he won’t be able to keep a roof over his head (THAT part makes sense..wise move!) “I’ve been forced to stay in a hotel for the last three years,” he said. “It’s frustrating. “I almost gave in and bought a house in Hollywood. But luckily I realized how insanely expensive that is and I don’t even know if I’ll still be working next year (You don't try to buy THE most expensive house, just a freakin' house will suffice!) He says, “I’m comforted by my guitar, my true companion that travels everywhere with me." Uh-Oh, did you hear that Kristen (Stewart), you have some "stiff" competition! Send in the....straight jacket....NOW!
See ya tomorrow! Bye!
What dastardly deeds and doings are abounding.....
Don't we LOOK happy?
First up is Angelina Jolie’s high-profile relationship with Brad Pitt. Insiders say it is a “total sham.” (And I TOTALLY believe it!) A former employee of the Hollywood couple, who raise six children together (six kids..coo-coo!) claims Angelina and Brad stay together to boost their careers. “The relationship is a total sham,” the source said. “They both have other people on the side. “They only stay together for the kids and for the sake of continuing to build their empire.” (What empire? The house of stupidity and lies?) Angelina’s former bodyguard said earlier this week that Pitt and Jolie often sleep in separate rooms. “Angelina nitpicks Brad, criticizing him constantly,” (She LOOKS like a control freak!) said the former bodyguard. “She says things like, ‘Are you going to wear that shirt again today?’ and tells him he’s like another one of the kids.” According to the former guard, Brad has come to dread Angelina’s phone calls (I would too!) “She’ll call him from the set to interrogate him (just like the CIA!), said the ex bodyguard. “His face goes white, and he just stares at his feet.” Brad baby, don't put up with that crap! No one should! Take a stand and take YOUR life back! And send HER to a shrink, she's got serious issues!
Next is cheating Jesse James. Who has left rehab after only one week. (OMG! I am SO shocked....NOT!) The West Coast Choppers CEO, who did cheated on wife Sandra Bullock with a string of different women, quietly checked out of Arizona’s Sierra Tucson Treatment Center within the last couple of days, reports are saying. James’ exit coincides with a moving van being spotted outside the L.A.-area home he shares with Bullock on April 2. “It seems Jesse just isn’t that serious about rehab after all.” (No sh**!) Jesse’s pal Joe Yanny said earlier this week, that the shamed cheater is keen to save his marriage to the Oscar-winning actress (Keep dreaming, buddy!) “This whole thing has destroyed Jesse’s entire universe,” Yanny said. “Right now, he’s a broken man. Yeah, sure he is..what about Sandra's universe? Hers is spinning out of control, I'm sure! The scenario now appears to be like this: When Jesse went to rehab, Sandra said, "Get this sh** outta my house, I don't care what you do with it, just get it outta here! And when he learned that she wasn't feeling sorry for him and believing his "I need help" routine, he abandoned THAT idea! Get some REAL help Jesse and quit playing these silly-a** games!
ROBERT Pattinson is too scared to buy a house (also he recently admitted that he's afraid when fans rush to meet him, he gets "paranoid"...Is he afraid of his OWN shadow too? Can we say...PSYCH consult on the double!) The hunky British actor has been living in hotels for the past three years because he’s worried his success will disappear and he won’t be able to keep a roof over his head (THAT part makes sense..wise move!) “I’ve been forced to stay in a hotel for the last three years,” he said. “It’s frustrating. “I almost gave in and bought a house in Hollywood. But luckily I realized how insanely expensive that is and I don’t even know if I’ll still be working next year (You don't try to buy THE most expensive house, just a freakin' house will suffice!) He says, “I’m comforted by my guitar, my true companion that travels everywhere with me." Uh-Oh, did you hear that Kristen (Stewart), you have some "stiff" competition! Send in the....straight jacket....NOW!
See ya tomorrow! Bye!
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