D. JonesMarch 22, 2010
March 22nd 2010 10:01
Well, Good day to one and all! Today is "rain, rain celebrity has-been go away," day!
Let's see what dastardly deeds and doings are abounding....
First up is Jennifer Aniston, whose latest big screen effort "The Bounty Hunter" failed to open at No. 1 over the weekend (Shocker! And we are surprised, why?) Dogged by bad reviews (one critic called it "brainless"....and I concur!) the comedy, costarring Gerard Butler (who totally wasted his time with this script!) earned $21 million and was beat by Alice In Wonderland, which made an estimated $34.5 million, and Diary of a Wimpy Kid (What's that about?) which earned an estimated $21.8 million. So you mean to tell me that some unknown (at least to me!) movie with a WEIRD name beat a movie with two well known stars? This only proves my point! People are TIRED of seeing the same celebs who seem to NEVER go away! Gerard Butler is o.k. I really liked him in "Law Abiding Citizen," but Jen...I am sick to death of her! Ever since she broke up with Brad Pitt, that whole Angelina, Brad, and Jennifer thing just won't die! (They are like Jason Voorhees from "Friday the 13th," every time you think they are dead and going away, they get up and come after you again!) They are in all the magazines, celebrity shows, etc. How could anyone watch anything with her in it and "suspend your disbelief" (I learned that in Drama class!) I can't imagine Jennifer Aniston being anybody but annoying a** Jennifer Aniston! There is NO role on earth she could play that could "suspend my disbelief" unless, maybe, she played a burn victim and her face was badly burned or any role that covered her face, then and only then, could I focus on her acting (CAN she act?) and not on "how many romantic phone calls Brad made to her!" Go away!
Next up is another Jen, Jennifer Love Hewitt a.k.a Jennifer "hate" Hewitt, I guess she has a new, chopped off hairdo (stare at her belt in the picture, doesn't it look like she chopped her ARM off too?....Was she THAT upset?) Reports are saying she did it to help her heal from breaking up with co-star Jaime Kennedy...As if! She only cut her hair (and her arm?) so that she can attract another victim (going for sympathy this time, huh?) It's like having an alias, she has to look different! Jaime Kennedy joked on Twitter that Kate Winslet, Sandra Bullock, and himself were going to have a tea party to talk about their relationships...notice something.. It's what I said about Jennifer before, she dumps men like men dump women! Her "ex" now feels like he's one of the "girls!" (There is something VERY wrong with that picture, people!) Jennifer needed a new look because she is not the "young thang" she used to be (She's 31!) Technically, she has given over her "maneater" status to Miley (smiling virus!) Cyrus! Now, now girls, we BOTH can't be the hussy of Hollywood...step aside Jennifer, your fame (and arm?) are gone!
Last but not least is Sarah Palin (you know, Tina Fey in disguise!) A&E Networks and Discovery Communications are both interested in acquiring Sarah Palin's new reality series (Why?) called Sarah Palin's Alaska (stupid name!) The series has been compared to the documentary hit Planet Earth. In the show, which will be produced by Mark Burnett (He should know better, he usually has GOOD taste! Is he that hard up?) On the show, the former governor gives guided tours of her native state, including trips to a gold mine and visits with local fishermen. It's been reported that Palin's family (with those weird names Bristol, Meyers, Squibb or Johnson and Johnson, whatever their names are!) could also make appearances on the series as well. Oh, brother, this is another person who should crawl under a rock! Someone has convinced her that since she didn't get into the white house, she should still try to get into everyone's house..... via television!.... Would somebody please go to the store and buy that can of 15 minutes of fame killer spray already? These has beens are everywhere!
See ya tomorrow! Bye!
Let's see what dastardly deeds and doings are abounding....
Next movie...The Mask?
First up is Jennifer Aniston, whose latest big screen effort "The Bounty Hunter" failed to open at No. 1 over the weekend (Shocker! And we are surprised, why?) Dogged by bad reviews (one critic called it "brainless"....and I concur!) the comedy, costarring Gerard Butler (who totally wasted his time with this script!) earned $21 million and was beat by Alice In Wonderland, which made an estimated $34.5 million, and Diary of a Wimpy Kid (What's that about?) which earned an estimated $21.8 million. So you mean to tell me that some unknown (at least to me!) movie with a WEIRD name beat a movie with two well known stars? This only proves my point! People are TIRED of seeing the same celebs who seem to NEVER go away! Gerard Butler is o.k. I really liked him in "Law Abiding Citizen," but Jen...I am sick to death of her! Ever since she broke up with Brad Pitt, that whole Angelina, Brad, and Jennifer thing just won't die! (They are like Jason Voorhees from "Friday the 13th," every time you think they are dead and going away, they get up and come after you again!) They are in all the magazines, celebrity shows, etc. How could anyone watch anything with her in it and "suspend your disbelief" (I learned that in Drama class!) I can't imagine Jennifer Aniston being anybody but annoying a** Jennifer Aniston! There is NO role on earth she could play that could "suspend my disbelief" unless, maybe, she played a burn victim and her face was badly burned or any role that covered her face, then and only then, could I focus on her acting (CAN she act?) and not on "how many romantic phone calls Brad made to her!" Go away!
New and improved or just old and used?
Next up is another Jen, Jennifer Love Hewitt a.k.a Jennifer "hate" Hewitt, I guess she has a new, chopped off hairdo (stare at her belt in the picture, doesn't it look like she chopped her ARM off too?....Was she THAT upset?) Reports are saying she did it to help her heal from breaking up with co-star Jaime Kennedy...As if! She only cut her hair (and her arm?) so that she can attract another victim (going for sympathy this time, huh?) It's like having an alias, she has to look different! Jaime Kennedy joked on Twitter that Kate Winslet, Sandra Bullock, and himself were going to have a tea party to talk about their relationships...notice something.. It's what I said about Jennifer before, she dumps men like men dump women! Her "ex" now feels like he's one of the "girls!" (There is something VERY wrong with that picture, people!) Jennifer needed a new look because she is not the "young thang" she used to be (She's 31!) Technically, she has given over her "maneater" status to Miley (smiling virus!) Cyrus! Now, now girls, we BOTH can't be the hussy of Hollywood...step aside Jennifer, your fame (and arm?) are gone!
Doing her deer caught in headlights impression!
Last but not least is Sarah Palin (you know, Tina Fey in disguise!) A&E Networks and Discovery Communications are both interested in acquiring Sarah Palin's new reality series (Why?) called Sarah Palin's Alaska (stupid name!) The series has been compared to the documentary hit Planet Earth. In the show, which will be produced by Mark Burnett (He should know better, he usually has GOOD taste! Is he that hard up?) On the show, the former governor gives guided tours of her native state, including trips to a gold mine and visits with local fishermen. It's been reported that Palin's family (with those weird names Bristol, Meyers, Squibb or Johnson and Johnson, whatever their names are!) could also make appearances on the series as well. Oh, brother, this is another person who should crawl under a rock! Someone has convinced her that since she didn't get into the white house, she should still try to get into everyone's house..... via television!.... Would somebody please go to the store and buy that can of 15 minutes of fame killer spray already? These has beens are everywhere!
See ya tomorrow! Bye!
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